Dabid & Golayeth

David & Goliath

Goliath: Aku nak makan kau!

David: Eleh...ingat aku takut?

Goliath: Adoi!!!!

David: Hahaha...nah rasakan penangan tapak kasut Adidas aku!

opportunity

bamboo basket seller along mekong river

Just try my luck for a new "opportunity" I'd found out yesterday. Insya Allah, if they are interested, I might be going back to Laos for a greener pasture. I can smell the grilled bananas along Mekong River already! Pray for me that the application will get through.

geletek jumaat

Found this at kakiseni.kinda funny ads.gua respect mamat ni!

But this website is the funniest ever! This guy being a kerinchi tribe can change into ferocious lion in a click.

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UMUR :44 TAHUN
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posted by Johari Mamat
Phone: 019-2512228/019-2052544, zunarish@yahoo.com.my

When I start baking.......

gambar hiasan (actual product much much more uglier than this)

When I am starting to bake, it means one thing. I am deeply bored with my life. And baking is my way of getting my creative juice flows again. Last night I baked again. Marbled cheese brownies. Taste good. This is what my colleagues says today when I passed around the brownies.

But of course it is not as easy as you thought. The baking would definitely comes along with disasters. The first time I baked was during my univ. days. The recipe was Butter cake. The whole Bradford went dark while my butter cake start to rise in the oven. Yes of course, I suspected that the burnt-butter cake was the reason why the whole Bradford went blackout.

Last night, it was smooth until I was about to put the baking tin into the oven. The 20" x 20" tin won't fit in and I can't even close the oven's door. Luckily, my brain is still working - so I improvised a little bit - by getting aluminum foil and wrapped the oven's door. Hahaha............

Alas, the brownies turns OK this morning despite the bottom layer of the brownies burnt completely. Ah, that's easy, just scrape it and nobody will suspect a thing.