Monday, June 26, 2006

Dear Siti................





















Dear Siti,


Look what you have done to my nephew Amin.Yesterday when I was visiting my sister in Seremban, he was in the living room immersing himself in his drawing. Imagine my shock when I saw this drawing.It is an image of a newlywed couple. Of course being me I can't help to suggest to him to draw that thick moustache on it.

So please please lah just blurt it out and we the people of Malaysia can have a good night sleep after that.

And pity Amin, he is only six and you can imagine how this whole thing could do to (traumatise) him.

I beg you, just tell us lah "I suka Datuk K dan dia juga begitu dan kami nak kawin!"
Regards and cannot hug you,
DR Bubbles

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Siapa cakap keluarga Siti datang rumah mak Dr Bubbles?

Jerantut - 24 Jun Sabtu
DR Bubbles hari ini menafikan laporan media yang mengatakan Siti datang berkunjung ke rumah ibubapanya di Jerantut,Pahang. Menurut jiran yang tidak mahu di sebut nama tapi kalau tulis dalam paper OK aje, Makcik Minah yang duduk belakang rumah keluarga DR Bubbles memberitahu,

" Entah, saya adalah nampak 2-3 kereta parking kat depan rumah tu pagi tadi. Tengah syok saya mengintai tetiba kerusi yang saya panjat pasal nak tengok dengan mata kepala saya kalau kot-kot Siti ada tetiba patah! Ya Allah! terjerembab saya ke tanah!".

Manakala, jiran sebelah rumah DR Bubbles yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Makcik Peah Tukang Andam mengatakan,

"Huh, saya dah hantar quotation pelamin kat mak DR Bubbles tapi haram sampai sekarang tak ada contact!"

tambah beliau lagi, " Tapi kalau ada sesapa nak upah saya sebagai mak andam silalah telefon..." (perbualan ini terpaksa dipendekkan wartawan bertugas).

Dalam pada itu, DR Bubbles ketika ditemui memberitahu,

" Ish mana ada...orang-orang itu datang rumah nak buat loan dengan mak saya". "Mak saya kan bisnes buat loan koperasi Moccis, memang ramai orang datang buat pinjaman bila tengah bulan ni"

Apabila ditanya samada betul gosip berkenaan Siti dgn beliau, DR Bubbles dengan nada selamba menjawab,


" Ala, kalau betul, kenapa nak cover cover lagi?"

Karam Singh Walia yang secara kebetulan berada disebelah rumah mak DR Bubbles untuk menyiasat kes kumbahan busuk rumah Makcik Bedah janda berhias sempat pulak menambah,

"Oiii.....Bangkai gajah takkan dapat ditutup dengan nyiru!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Dabid & Golayeth


David & Goliath
Goliath: Aku nak makan kau!
David: Eleh...ingat aku takut?
Goliath: Adoi!!!!
David: Hahaha...nah rasakan penangan tapak kasut Adidas aku!

Friday, June 16, 2006

opportunity













bamboo basket seller along mekong river

Just try my luck for a new "opportunity" I'd found out yesterday. Insya Allah, if they are interested, I might be going back to Laos for a greener pasture. I can smell the grilled bananas along Mekong River already! Pray for me that the application will get through.

geletek jumaat

Found this at kakiseni.kinda funny ads.gua respect mamat ni!

But this website is the funniest ever! This guy being a kerinchi tribe can change into ferocious lion in a click.

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Friday, June 09, 2006

When I start baking.......











gambar hiasan (actual product much much more uglier than this)

When I am starting to bake, it means one thing. I am deeply bored with my life. And baking is my way of getting my creative juice flows again. Last night I baked again. Marbled cheese brownies. Taste good. This is what my colleagues says today when I passed around the brownies.

But of course it is not as easy as you thought. The baking would definitely comes along with disasters. The first time I baked was during my univ. days. The recipe was Butter cake. The whole Bradford went dark while my butter cake start to rise in the oven. Yes of course, I suspected that the burnt-butter cake was the reason why the whole Bradford went blackout.

Last night, it was smooth until I was about to put the baking tin into the oven. The 20" x 20" tin won't fit in and I can't even close the oven's door. Luckily, my brain is still working - so I improvised a little bit - by getting aluminum foil and wrapped the oven's door. Hahaha............

Alas, the brownies turns OK this morning despite the bottom layer of the brownies burnt completely. Ah, that's easy, just scrape it and nobody will suspect a thing.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Doa Seorang Pekerja




Ya Allah,

Hambamu bersyukur kepadaMu,
kerana hari ini Puan Pengurus Besar menyambung cutinya lagi.

Hambamu berdoa kepadaMu,
Mudah-mudahan keretanya rosak ke atau mungkin radiator kering airnya,
agar esok sekali lagi cutinya dilanjutkan.

Kepadamu aku berserah. Amin.