A conversation I had with a lady friend couple years back while visiting our friend who had been hospitalised due to a big boil located on his private part.
Me: Mat, teruk betul bisul kau tu! Sampai nak duduk pun tak boleh. ( Mat was lying face down on the bed)
My Lady friend: Ish, tak besar la Mat punya bisul tu. Adik aku punya lagi besar!
(this was followed by series of "tumbukan padu" landed on my shoulder)